Oh boy am I in trouble!

Yep again they are taking legal action against me!

So far in the last two years they claim to have sued me and sharyn….

They claim I have multiple restraining orders against me over lord knows how many countries. …

They claim I have a police caution and gagging orders against me and now! Well now they are taking legal action. …….again.

I can picture the scene. …. help me officer I am being bullied. ….

Whos bullying you?

That lady that I have continually harassed for two years,  you know the one that had me arrested and put on bail for 7 months…..

OR

That lady that I have continually harassed for two years,  you know the one whos harassers ip and phone number were traced to my house. ….

So how is she bullying you?

Well officer every time I slag her off on an account linked to my ip even though I lie and say it isn’t me. Well every time I do that or post slanderous accusations about her she has the bare faced cheek to defend herself and say I’m a liar!

So how exactly is that her bullying you madam?

Well she’s stalking me!

Oh?

Yes every time I see she is a reader of someone or someone is her reader I follow their blog and so when she checks her reader I am everywhere so obviously if she comments or likes anything I liked she must be stalking me.

But you deliberately followed that person because she already was????

Well yeah obviously I had too because she blocked me from appearing in her reader!

*yawn* ok so do you have any evidence?

Yes officer I sure do! Here screen shots of what she said!

But madam every single one shows you insulting her and her telling you you’re a liar and to leave her alone. ..

Yeah but….

But what?

She started it!

And how do you know this woman?

Well I don’t. ….I only started stalking opps I mean I only know of her since my friend was arrested and could no longer do her own dirty work I amazing emailed her giving her demands erm…..she bullied my friend!

Or

I was her don in a mafia run by a cockatiel when my friend tried to ruin her life so I thought I’d rub salt on the wound she was my friend. …

Ok so madam you treated her like shit until the day she stood up to defend herself and now you want us to arrest her even though there are masses of records on my police computer here that shows we failed to help this woman after your rampage of destruction?

Yes officer

Madam

Yes officer

It is not our policy to deal with online bullying …..

But!

No sorry madam this is an Essex crime they’ll have to request a statement. ….

But!

Sorry there’s nobody available to take your call right now……

But!

She has screen shots of you contacting her! And you set her up……

But!

No lol this is just freedom of speech she’s allowed to do this under her human rights

But!

I’m afraid the officer you need to speak to is on leave……

But!

We have contacted the lady and told her you have a harassment order against you and that you also had someone pose as an officer to intimidate her…….

But!

Just shut your account. ….

But!

Don’t go online at all ever and it’ll go away……..

But!

I’m sorry the police force is technically bankrupt. Please spend £5000 of your own money on a restraining order. ….

But!

Madam

Yes officer

I am arresting you for wasting police time. You have a right to remain silence. …….

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